Chutzpah’s Barometer

by Katie on September 2, 2016

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We’re back, BACK, BACK BABY!!!

LOVING

September – Can people just stop flaunting tans and get back to the normal black clothing and layers that we all really should know is good for us, AT ALL TIMES. Ta.

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USA Pro by Matthew Williamson – One of Britain’s most successful fashion designers dips his toe into the exploding athleisure market with stunningly vibrant results.

Paula Knorr – The Royal College of Art graduate is bringing sexy back to this season’s London Fashion Week NEWGEN line-up.

Salvatore Ferragamo – Footwear designer Paul Andrew is rumoured to be joining the historic Italian house, best known for designing Marilyn Monroe’s heels, as the brand’s first Creative Director of Shoes.

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Les Parfums Louis Vuitton – When Vuitton launches a new product it launches BIG! A collection of seven fragrances, billed as “a journey of emotions”.  We can’t wait to try them. Available from September 1st.

Blood Orange ‘Freetown Sound’ – Coming on like the 21st century offspring of Sly and the Family Stone and Prince, one of this summer’s most exceptional albums is a shoo-in for end-of-year “Best of 2016” lists.

HATING

Gigi Hadid – Looking stiff and awkward in almost every collection and fashion film she appears in. Instagram followers isn’t a substitute for talent.

High-end Hipsters – Oh the irony! Between Gosha’s Eighties terrace hooligans and Vetements’ crazy homeless person “chic”, fashion contrariness gets ugly this winter.

Microbeads – More of a creeping terror than those Body Shop Japanese Washing Grains in the 80’s, it’s time to switch to a sealife-safe scrub or toothpaste.

Gucci – Dionysus bag, bomber et al.–  There’s a difference between oozing style and wearing a label as a signifier of ‘dollah’. A kick in the pants away from ‘Michael Kors’ proliferation. Put that credit card away and back out of the store slowly.

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Joe Wicks – If Jamie Oliver and Russell Brand had a son, then sent him to Fat Camp for 18 years. The kind of person who thinks an avocado shake is a tasty treat i.e. AWFUL.

DON’T CARE

Beckham kinder – Are you really in bits with the news of Brooklyn’s (17 ) breakup with Chloe Grace Moretz (who?)? Can’t you live without seeing Romeo Beckham’s (14) ‘style evolution’ as touted by a top fash mag?  No, us neither.

Barometer compiled by Lee Clatworthy (@bombfashion) & @katiechutzpah

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